Trappernicus

Not me that time. Though I did go to a midnight showing of a Led Zeppelin concert film. Really surreal. 🦊

ABBA have released the third new track, 'Just A Notion', from their upcoming comeback album, 'Voyage' The Swedish pop icons – Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid Lyngstad have followed up 'I Still Have Faith In You' and 'Don't Shut Me Down', their first new music in almost 40 years, with the outtake from 1979's 'Voulez-Vous'. New Order will live-stream their upcoming sold-out show at London's The O2 arena Bernard Sumner and co will make their live debut at the 20,000-capacity venue on November 6, and they are inviting fans who were unable to get tickets to tune in and watch the concert from the comfort of their own homes. Craig David drops MNEK-featuring Who You Are, announces new LP 22 The Garage King and the 'Head & Heart' hitmaker teamed up with Digital Farm Animals – the electronic pig helmet-wearing producer-and-DJ – on the emotional-yet-uplifting single, which is about supporting someone to live authentically themselves.

Halloween Special Question: How do you escape being locked in a cemetery at midnight? Answer: With a skeleton key. Question: What are skeletons never upset? Answer: Nothing gets under their skin. Question: where do ghosts, zombies and monsters go to get made up? Answer: To a boo-tician. Question: Why are ghosts such terrible lyres? Answer: Because they’re so transparent. Question: Why do zombies hate going to parties? Answer: People keep using them as dip. Question: Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Answer: He had no body to go with. Question: What do cannibals like to do at parties? Answer: Chase the zombies with crackers. Question: Who did the ghost take to the party? Answer: His ghoul-friend. Question: What was the all time favourite dance of the party? Answer: The monster mash. Question: What did the zombie, vampire, skeleton and ghost drive to the party in? Answer: A monster truck. Question: Why do vampires have so few friends? Answer: Because they’re pains in the neck. Question: Why did the vampire become a vegetarian? Answer: He said that steaks gave him heartburn. Question: Why are dead people such great spies? Answer: They’re good at working underground. Question: What did the bar tender say when a vampire, zombie and skeleton walked in to the bar? Answer: Why don’t you try using the door.

Or maybe you have really sensitive eyesight and need to see a doctor? 🦊

Ariana Grande was sick with bronchitis for four months of her 'Sweetener World Tour The 'Thank U, Next' hitmaker embarked on the extensive global jaunt in 2019, and has now revealed she was suffering from a nasty bout of the condition – which can cause a persistent cough, shortness of breath, wheezing, a low fever, and chest tightness – for almost half the 10-month run. The Darkness have an intimate encounter with an alien goddess on their new song, 'It's Love, Jim' After Justin Hawkins and co crudely declared the "time has come" to "rock like Satan is eating your private parts with a pointy fork", the band have provided another track from their eagerly-awaited LP, 'Motorheart'. Bastille have unveiled their new sci-fi-themed album, 'Give Me The Future', and released the new single, 'No Bad Days' Dan Smith and co are set to provide fans with the ultimate escape on February 4, 2022, with the release of their fourth studio album – the follow-up to 2019's 'Doom Days'. Fans can expect a "dancefloor-friendly" collection about the "opportunities of new technology and the dark side of lives lived online."

Not really. Sadly my attention span isn't good enough to make it through a whole movie. 🦊

Question: How do you make a Kleenex dance? Answer: Put a little boogie in it! Question: How do you find a missing train? Answer: Follow the tracks. Question: How does a penguin build its house? Answer: Igloos it together. Question: What's black and white and red all over? Answer: A sunburnt penguin. Question: Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Answer: Because he was a fungi. Question: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Answer: It's two tired. Question: Why does Dracula have no friends? Answer: Because he's a real pain in the neck. Question: How did the man give away batteries? Answer: Free of charge.

Duran Duran think their 1980s music videos would get them "cancelled" in today's climate The 'Hungry Like A Wolf' hitmakers earned a reputation for their racy and glamorous promos but frontman Simon Le Bon has claimed they wouldn't be allowed to make them in the same way now. Slash is releasing new single 'The River Is Rising' this week The Guns N' Roses legend has revealed his new track – which he has recorded with Myles Kennedy and The Conspirators – will drop on Friday (22.10.21) and is taken from the group's upcoming album. Orla Gartland has appealed for the return of her stolen stage gear The 26-year-old Irish singer-songwriter and guitarist's tour van was parked at Wembley Travelodge's car park at the weekend when she was in town with her band to play London’s Electric Ballroom in Camden on Friday (15.10.21).

Great place to post Dad Jokes 🦊 Question: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Jellybean. Question: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Answer: To get to the bottom. Question: What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk, 99 clunk? Answer: A centipede with a wooden leg.

I used to. But not really now. Nobody my age is interested. Also, there’s not a big interest in it here in Australia. So if I’d do anything I then to buy candy and eat it by myself. Tragic and unhealthy, but know. 🦊

Thank you. Happy shopping 🦊