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Post a horrible joke, or any joke at all

A hitman turns to his partner and says. "When performing a hit you have to kill all witnesses, besides animals....unless it's a duck." The partner says "why ducks?" He responds "Because under pressure they quack"

 

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None they all beat the shit out of the room for being black.

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