Omen Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Post a horrible joke, or any joke at all A hitman turns to his partner and says. "When performing a hit you have to kill all witnesses, besides animals....unless it's a duck." The partner says "why ducks?" He responds "Because under pressure they quack" 2 Quote
Trappernicus Posted March 24 Posted March 24 A man visits his doctor. Man: "Doc I feel invisible" Doctor: "Sorry I can't see you right now: 1 Quote
Trappernicus Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Q: Why was the teenage vampire upset? A: He failed his blood test. 1 Quote
Trappernicus Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have used the door. Quote
Trappernicus Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Q: What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo with a Sheep? A: A Woolly Jumper. Quote
Trappernicus Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Q: How many impressionists does it take to change a light bulbs? A: Fish. 1 Quote
Pete Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side! 1 Quote
Trappernicus Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Q: Why did Luke Skywalker cross the road? A: To get to the dark side. 1 Quote
Trappernicus Posted March 24 Posted March 24 Vader: Luke, I know what you got for Christmas Luke: No you don't Vader: Yes I do. I know what got Luke: Okay and how do you know Vader: I felt your presents 1 Quote
Trappernicus Posted March 24 Posted March 24 A woman visits her doctor Woman: Doctor I think I'm shrinking Doctor: You just have to be a little patient 2 Quote
Omen Posted March 26 Author Posted March 26 How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all beat the shit out of the room for being black. Quote
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