Horrible jokes

[Omen]

Post a horrible joke, or any joke at all

A hitman turns to his partner and says. "When performing a hit you have to kill all witnesses, besides animals....unless it's a duck." The partner says "why ducks?" He responds "Because under pressure they quack"

 

[Trappernicus]

A man visits his doctor.

Man: "Doc I feel invisible"

Doctor: "Sorry I can't see you right now:

[Trappernicus]

Q: Why was the teenage vampire upset?

A: He failed his blood test.

[Trappernicus]

Three men walk into a bar.

You'd think one of them would have used the door.

[Trappernicus]

Q: What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo with a Sheep?

A: A Woolly Jumper.

[Trappernicus]

Q: How many impressionists does it take to change a light bulbs?

A: Fish.

[Pete]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

[Trappernicus]

Q: Why did Luke Skywalker cross the road?

A: To get to the dark side.

[Trappernicus]

Vader: Luke, I know what you got for Christmas 

Luke: No you don't 

Vader: Yes I do. I know what got

Luke: Okay and how do you know

Vader: I felt your presents

[Trappernicus]

Q: What do ducks like in their soup?

A: Quackers

[Trappernicus]

A woman visits her doctor 

Woman: Doctor I think I'm shrinking 

Doctor: You just have to be a little patient 

[MyNameIsJoe]

what is a Karen called in Europe? An American

[Pete]

found this on fb

[Trappernicus]

[Omen]

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None they all beat the shit out of the room for being black.