People who get offended when I breastfeed in public

[NDeep]

People who get offended when I breastfeed in public can just sod off, what I'm doing is perfectly natural and it strengthens the relationship between me and my cat.

[Nivram]

a friend of mine was taking a leak on a tree in a park and a cop approached him after he was done about public urination and he told him dogs do it here all the time 

[Omen]

Ever push to fart and shit yourself??? Me neither.

[BrokenAngel]

Ya know when I first read the title rolled my eyes lolxD You guys are a riot.

[NDeep]

I roll sometimes too hun 

[Omen]

I rolled an old woman on a wheelchair into oncoming traffic.

[NDeep]

Don’t be rude 

[Omen]

I know those poor drivers 

[NDeep]

You were rolling in the right place at the right time bud

[Omen]

[NDeep]

I always see you 🙂‍↔️

[Omen]

[NDeep]