Trappernicus Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Great place to post Dad Jokes 🦊 Question: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Jellybean. Question: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Answer: To get to the bottom. Question: What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk, 99 clunk? Answer: A centipede with a wooden leg. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trappernicus Posted October 19, 2021 Author Share Posted October 19, 2021 Question: How do you make a Kleenex dance? Answer: Put a little boogie in it! Question: How do you find a missing train? Answer: Follow the tracks. Question: How does a penguin build its house? Answer: Igloos it together. Question: What's black and white and red all over? Answer: A sunburnt penguin. Question: Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Answer: Because he was a fungi. Question: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Answer: It's two tired. Question: Why does Dracula have no friends? Answer: Because he's a real pain in the neck. Question: How did the man give away batteries? Answer: Free of charge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trappernicus Posted October 21, 2021 Author Share Posted October 21, 2021 Halloween Special Question: How do you escape being locked in a cemetery at midnight? Answer: With a skeleton key. Question: What are skeletons never upset? Answer: Nothing gets under their skin. Question: where do ghosts, zombies and monsters go to get made up? Answer: To a boo-tician. Question: Why are ghosts such terrible lyres? Answer: Because they’re so transparent. Question: Why do zombies hate going to parties? Answer: People keep using them as dip. Question: Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Answer: He had no body to go with. Question: What do cannibals like to do at parties? Answer: Chase the zombies with crackers. Question: Who did the ghost take to the party? Answer: His ghoul-friend. Question: What was the all time favourite dance of the party? Answer: The monster mash. Question: What did the zombie, vampire, skeleton and ghost drive to the party in? Answer: A monster truck. Question: Why do vampires have so few friends? Answer: Because they’re pains in the neck. Question: Why did the vampire become a vegetarian? Answer: He said that steaks gave him heartburn. Question: Why are dead people such great spies? Answer: They’re good at working underground. Question: What did the bar tender say when a vampire, zombie and skeleton walked in to the bar? Answer: Why don’t you try using the door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Not a dad joke but..."Is your name Tera? Because, you look like a byte."I used it on my bf the other day. I couldn't tell if he was humored or disappointed. LMFAO. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trappernicus Posted November 27, 2021 Author Share Posted November 27, 2021 Knock knock! Whose there? Doctor! Doctor Who Hey you know me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trappernicus Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you. Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep with a rabbit? A: A Wooly Jumper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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