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Answer: Follow the tracks.

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Answer: A sunburnt penguin.

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Answer: Because he was a fungi.

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Answer: It's two tired.

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Halloween Special

Question: How do you escape being locked in a cemetery at midnight?

Answer: With a skeleton key.

Question: What are skeletons never upset?

Answer: Nothing gets under their skin.

Question: where do ghosts, zombies and monsters go to get made up?

Answer: To a boo-tician.

Question: Why are ghosts such terrible lyres?

Answer: Because they’re so transparent.

Question: Why do zombies hate going to parties?

Answer: People keep using them as dip.

Question: Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

Answer: He had no body to go with.

Question: What do cannibals like to do at parties?

Answer: Chase the zombies with crackers.

Question: Who did the ghost take to the party?

Answer: His ghoul-friend.

Question: What was the all time favourite dance of the party?

Answer: The monster mash.

Question: What did the zombie, vampire, skeleton and ghost drive to the party in?

Answer: A monster truck.

Question: Why do vampires have so few friends?

Answer: Because they’re pains in the neck.

Question: Why did the vampire become a vegetarian?

Answer: He said that steaks gave him heartburn.

Question: Why are dead people such great spies?

Answer: They’re good at working underground.

Question: What did the bar tender say when a vampire, zombie and skeleton walked in to the bar?

Answer: Why don’t you try using the door.

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