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So yeah somehow today I ended up in a religious conversation... lol someone is definitely having a good laugh somewhere xD
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Ever have those days you just feel hostile and than your cat is being cute and your annoyed the damn cat is being cute cause you wanna smack people but you cant wanna smack people when shes being a love xD DAMN CATS! lol
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@Nivramwhats Float?
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When tacos and random conversations make ya smile lol xD
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As tomorrow is October 15th which is Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness Day I will have a small candle lit for my babies I have lost as well as remembering ALL babies gone too soon. Your babies are honored and remembered and they mattered and still do. Have a gentle day.
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When you kill a conversation by being yourself lol xD Yes I am THAT talented lol ❤️
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Picked up candy corn and Autumn mix to save for Halloween ❤️ Watching Divergent as well, forgot how good it was!
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The Safe Haven Laws allow a parent to anonymously surrender their unharmed infant to a designated Safe Haven provider within a specific time after birth.
24/7 Crisis Hotline: Call or Text 1-888-510-BABY (2229)
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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot break-fast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'