Trappernicus Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Confucius say tall man change lightbulb. Short man walks around in the dark. ☠️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trappernicus Posted September 5, 2022 Author Share Posted September 5, 2022 A horse walks into a pub. The publican ask "why the long face?" ☠️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trappernicus Posted September 12, 2022 Author Share Posted September 12, 2022 Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have used the door. ☠️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenAngel Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 A proud new Dad sits down with his own father for a celebratory drink. His father says, "Son, now you've got a child of your own, I think it's time you had this." And with that, he pulls out a book called, "1001 Dad Jokes". The new Dad says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes. His father says, "Hi Honored, I'm Dad." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trappernicus Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod. Q: What did the fisherman's wife tell him? A: Not to night dear, I have a Haddock. Q: Why can't a leopard hide? A: Because he's always spotted. ☠️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trappernicus Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 Q: Why shouldn't you iron your four leaf clover? A: You shouldn't press your luck. ☠️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.