Trappernicus Posted September 5, 2022 Posted September 5, 2022 Confucius say tall man change lightbulb. Short man walks around in the dark. ☠️ 1 Quote
Trappernicus Posted September 5, 2022 Author Posted September 5, 2022 A horse walks into a pub. The publican ask "why the long face?" ☠️ 1 Quote
Trappernicus Posted September 12, 2022 Author Posted September 12, 2022 Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have used the door. ☠️ 1 Quote
BrokenAngel Posted September 15, 2022 Posted September 15, 2022 A proud new Dad sits down with his own father for a celebratory drink. His father says, "Son, now you've got a child of your own, I think it's time you had this." And with that, he pulls out a book called, "1001 Dad Jokes". The new Dad says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes. His father says, "Hi Honored, I'm Dad." 1 Quote
Trappernicus Posted September 19, 2022 Author Posted September 19, 2022 Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod. Q: What did the fisherman's wife tell him? A: Not to night dear, I have a Haddock. Q: Why can't a leopard hide? A: Because he's always spotted. ☠️ Quote
Trappernicus Posted November 16, 2022 Author Posted November 16, 2022 Q: Why shouldn't you iron your four leaf clover? A: You shouldn't press your luck. ☠️ Quote
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