BrokenAngel

Some days the US, other days Hell lol all depends on my moodswing lol 😛

A proud new Dad sits down with his own father for a celebratory drink.

His father says, "Son, now you've got a child of your own, I think it's time you had this."

And with that, he pulls out a book called, "1001 Dad Jokes".

The new Dad says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.

His father says, "Hi Honored, I'm Dad."
 

Im sorry this made me giggle xD Was going okay Ninja Body is a unique name lol 😛

I loved sailor Moon but than I had a crush on Tuxedo mask lol. I was a weird kid lol. 

Well had gotten my husband a new ring, it didnt fit right and it was less than 90 days so went to Walmart to return it. Saw the jewelry lady and had said it was to small and we needed to find him a bigger size. She took one look at me and went out women's rings ONLY go up to size 7 so wouldnt fit you. B*tch I know Im fat wasnt for me lol xD 

-- | LYRICS |-- I’ve always been a hunter Nothing on my tail But there was something in you I knew Could make that change To capture a predator You can’t remain the prey You have to become An equal In every way So look in the mirror And tell me, who do you see? Is it still you? Or is it me? Become the beast We don’t have to hide Do I terrify you Or do you feel alive? Do you feel the hunger Does it howl inside? Does it terrify you? Or do you feel alive? Splinters of my soul Cut through your skin And burrow within Burrow within So embrace the darkness And I will help you see That you can be limitless And fearless If you follow with me We are the lions In a world of lambs We are the predators, The hunters, The hunters, The hunters Become the beast We don’t have to hide Do I terrify you Or do you feel alive? Do you feel the hunger Does it howl inside? Does it terrify you? Or do you feel alive? Splinters of my soul Cut through your skin And burrow within Burrow within

This totally made me giggle lol. Good answer lol 😛 

Saw this recently on FB and wanted to share.  If you are a Domestic Violence survivor and trying to create a new life for yourself please use common sense and dont go into groups that are public and than tell everyone your sons birthday is coming up, you are a DV survivor, this is his name and PO Box to mail him a card to. I understand it is not the home address but depending on how persistent that person is that is chasing you they could use that PO Box as a starting point to FOLLOW you and locate you. Not only that in public goups posts get SHARED which means what you have JUST posted is now going viral and COULD land om the timeline of someone who wishes to do you harm. You could always post my child would LOVE cards from all over for their upcoming birthday please PM me for further details. Common sense folks lets use it. 

I didnt do it lol XD 

LOL why am I not shocked? XD

Im a realist, nope lol. I would however with my husband lol. 

Well if I wasnt already creeped out about being buried this was enlightening lmao XD Seriously though interesting information 🙂

Im actually enjoying being here now that Im getting the hang of it lol. 

You are doing a great job and not kidding but so glad you posted it was a car, I had no clue lol XD

Fall will always be mine. I prefer colder weather and watching the colors change 🙂

I think they are all idiots. If votes came around again my cat would have my vote lol. 

My husband and I were married on Halloween and I would LOVE to do a huge party at the Stanley Hotel, have Criss Angel there doing magic maybe and ghost tours lol. That to me would be so much FUN! 

I have 6 cats, each one has their own attitude lol. This is Link who sleeps with a fang out and eyes squinted lol. 

I promise its not you its me, I tell people I may have black hair but the roots think they are entirely blonde lol XD

Thank you I think I got this now lol. I might not be smart enough for this site lmao XD 

How do you write a status on here? Im sure it's easy to figure out and I apologize if it's a stupid question. Please and thank you in advance for any help 🙂

I think as a "one man band" Pete you are doing a great job and so far what I have seen is pretty cool. Keep it up 🙂 

Im glad to see it. Dont get me wrong I think GW is fine but I missed seeing at least a type of version of VF lol.